3 John 1, chapter 55

An Act regarding Animals and Pets as repealed from 1 John 1 chapter 1

Whereas, the Repeal Act, 2 John 1 c. 1 has repealed all laws regarding animals as pets, be it enacted by His Most Gracious and Excellent Majesty with the consent of the present Commons assembled, the following:-

  1. This Act shall be known as the Animal Act, 2020.
  2. Only dogs, cats, gerbils, rabbits, pigs, cows, birds, lizards, snakes, sheep, goats, llamas, parrots, donkeys, fish, porcupines, horses, camels, kangaroos, and apes are certified as pets and any other animals in possession without a zoological licence will be forcefully evicted and sent to a suitable zoo or organization.